Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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