what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Pants are for mortals
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
