I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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