You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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