We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I am full of burrito and curiosity
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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