Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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