Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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