: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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