On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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