Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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