yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Randomize
