but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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