I hate all girls vehemently.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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