She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
stop calling my apartment porn island.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
We left the knife in your bed.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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