i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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