Buhtt sex?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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