if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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