That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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