so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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