After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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