I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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