so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
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