I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
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