haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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