i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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