We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
No subtext here. People are naked.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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