I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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