Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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