Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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