sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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