There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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