That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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