no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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