Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I have aggressive nipples.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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