Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Randomize
