felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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