You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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