haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
