I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
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