what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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