I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
