we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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