lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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