just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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