dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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