Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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