my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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