Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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