Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Do vagina's smell?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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