I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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