Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
I love black thongs
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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