If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
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