Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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