I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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